Im gonna CUM

IT is at a state where you've been butt fucking LIVVY or some hot person but you better take your Willie dillie out before your melted ice cream cums out and making your girl prego and lose half your money.

GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out

MOM walks in

room floods with cum

Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive

Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole

BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum

DAD- dead

LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again

cum floods the whole house again

Grandma walks in

And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house

Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM

by DomiDICKs March 23, 2023

IM agination

With a BIT of imagination you can picture your messenger friends by using IM agination.

No, my online, buddy, I'm not just a figment of your IM agination.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

im deceased

a term that wannabe hipsters use when they are trying to be original and don't want to say "I'm dead" like everyone else.

*at school*

person: im dead. i got three hours of sleep last night and have five tests today.

wannabe hipster: im deceased

*on the internet*

person: whoah hes so hot it kills me

wannabe hipster: im d e c e a s e d

by a woodchuck named norris October 29, 2016

Im sorry

Really feeling bad but not going to do a thing to change it.

Person 1: hey what you did was wrong.
Person 2: im sorry

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 9, 2019

im a dumbass

read the word out loud

hey im a dumbass

by a_smartasssssssssss January 31, 2018

im going to rip you a new ass hole

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)

TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009

IM mature

A word that by incorporation of seperation anxiety may create illusion of being mature, audibly interpreted as I'm mature; also applicable to synchronous messaging or restricted sites.

IM mature enough for messy messenger, mmm?

by Hercolena Oliver June 27, 2008