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horny frodo

Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”
Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.

I’d love that bill!
by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018
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Horny seany

A friend that is horny 247 and makes you laugh also calls his girlfriend thicc
by skskskskksksk November 8, 2018
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Horphinannie

When someone bogarts your drugs
Don’t load a bowl around her, she’s a horphinannie!
by Sweetlike May 30, 2019
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Horny Mouth

When you want a dick inside your mouth. You crave something phallic inside your mouth.
He lowered her horny mouth onto his dick.

She longer for his dick inside her horny mouth.
by Hornymouth July 3, 2019
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Hoppy

Aye yo payaso this nigga hoppy is a real ass nigga.
by BigBancHoppy:. July 9, 2019
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Horny for Food

When you really desire a certain food very badly
"Omg I'm horny for food, sis"
by Words I made up July 17, 2019
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Horgy

When a group of friends lock themselves in a room with loud music And have a long and intense homework session
“Yo Matt are you down for a horgy with Mickaili and Jill at my place later?”
by Mickey.lol.berry September 30, 2019
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