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happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
his happy trail was hairy
by Ian March 5, 2005
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happy slap

Its a SICK SICK craze, pursued by youngsters. It involves a gang of youths going up to random people in public or in school and physically victimising them when they least expect it. Meanwhile, one of the gang members is busy filming the violence and stupididity with a video phone, for the gang to laugh at. It is horrible and terrifying for the innocent victim;Hilarious for the sad gang.
Happened to me. Walking down the street at 10pm at night quite innocently on the way home from a club with my younger sister and 2 of her friends when a load of people of about our age started on us. The damage caused was dead painful, and it seemed a lot longer than it probably was. Meanwhile, this wanker said "smile for the camera" and filmed us with a video phone
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happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.
Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.
by DarkDan December 21, 2003
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So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.
Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.
by Eightupman June 20, 2010
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Ass happy

by Anonymous August 3, 2003
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Happy Monkey

Happy Monkey is any moment that you feel the burdens lifted, that you feel a lightening of the mood, that you feel puckish and prankish and like kicking your heels.
The Creation Museum has fallen into bankruptcy; Happy Monkey, everyone!
by Mr. Gruff December 22, 2008
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happy button

A slang term used for the clitoris.
I found her happy button, and proceeded to lick it.
by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004
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