holy carpola 

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

holy carpola by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008

Holy Tourettes 

When one is listening to a talk, lecture, or sermon, and you suddenly, spontaneously speak, chant, call, or yell out a supportive word or phrase.

Jamall had many people think he has Holy Tourettes when he yelled out "Amen" during Pastor Bobs sermon.

Holy Tourettes by The Genaism Recorder October 2, 2009

Holy Tater Salad 

Something so legit, and awesome, that if you say it three times fast in front of Justin Beiber, he will finally admit he is gay.

Holy Tater Salad I just 360 windmill dunked.

Holy Tater Salad by Legitasaurus Rex October 12, 2011

holy shit on an altar 

a shit that was sent by god to rid the world of evil

Person: Holy shit on an altar! were saved!

holy shit on an altar by allthisandahugedick October 25, 2011

Holy cray 

A verbal expression of surprise in response to unexpected and particularly bizarre events and /or circumstances. The term is loosely interchangeable with "holy crap" or "holy shit" but not synonymous. Instead, "holy cray" specifically pertains to unusual circumstances usually brought about by one or more persons suffering from mental instability and/or severe intoxication leading to dangerous, yet incredibly entertaining actions in the presence of a public audience.

"Holy crap dude! That frat guy just drank a whole can of his own piss thinking it was beer! We even told him but he's too fucked up to listen or care."

drinker of urine then proceeds to make out with some chick at the tailgate before forcefully purging the contents of his stomach in a projectile fashion onto this female. The said female doesn't seem to mind, but in fact, appears to enjoy the taste and sensation of the mixture of bile, half digested food, and re-ingested urine, covering her head to toe.. The two continue to hook up in spite of these events, and things escalate to an unsightly degree.

"HOLY CRAY dude!!! That girl is disgustingly insane! She cray cray."

Holy cray by all4it May 30, 2013

holy shamozzle 

An expressive term to describe an event beyond comprehension if the person doesn't have the brain power to think of a better term.

"there was like 8 of them" "Holy shamozzle!"

holy shamozzle by this_dude666 October 31, 2014

holy juices 

basically cum

"baby squirt ur holy juices on me!!!!1"

holy juices by tonkles August 2, 2015