Definitions by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended

holy carpola 

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

holy carpola by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008