Haley

The most moody little shit, but shes Gorgeous made perfect by God.

Heather: “Haley, stop being a bitch”

Sy: “Sorry for speaking, I’ll wait to speak until you tell me to”

Haley: “Bitch tits”

by Notsygarey November 14, 2025

Healed

That fulfilling, warm feeling of content you get when watching Twitch streamers Yusuf7n and Psypho interact on stream together. Symptoms include uncontrollable smiling, kicking your feet like a child, and spamming HEALED in the chat.

"Bro, Yusuf7n and Psypho went live together and I swear I couldn't stop smiling... I'm HEALED"

by HitmaNerd November 26, 2025

Healed Alpha

A guy that's been fucked up by life, but has healed and now his shit together

Yah, that guy a healed alpha

by A_anonymoose January 1, 2026

Heaney

A man with a toddler's penis on a adult body

Good god! Look at that tiny thing! He's a right Heaney

by KirstyH January 4, 2026

Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.

You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Farrah Hedley

Hard headed, hard willed female who is stubborn and set in her ways.

It just takes some Farrah Hedley people a while to see it.

by RodrigoJ May 26, 2018

Chairlatan Healer

A type of Charismatic christian who carry around fold-able chairs and offer healing.They sit you in the chair and tell you that whatever ailment you have is caused by having "one leg shorter than the other". They duly pray for your leg and behold! It appears to grow. One of the oldest parlour tricks in the book.

Just seen a couple of those Chairlatan healers in the precinct again. Told me I had one leg shorter than the other. So I told him that he had one neuron shorter than the other.

by IAIN_D September 6, 2018