Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?

Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!

by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024

Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence

Josh Hartnett's Ernest Lawrence, from Pearl Harbor to nuclear harbor, building bombs with charisma!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is Josh Hartnett in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah! Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence, he's building charisma bombs dude!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Aiden Hartgrove-Saez

Meaning the greatest, hottest, blackest, specimen like, good at everything, most well defined person.

Woah Aiden Hartgrove-Saez, you are looking so good today!

by Aiden Mogger February 2, 2024

Josh hart

Absolute fucking goat. He grabbed so many offensive rebounds in the NBA finals. He is the best coastal coast player in the NBA and he is better than everybody. I don’t care. He’s just better let the playoff offensive rebounds along with his teammate Isaiah Hartenstein and the only reason he is coming off the bench for the next is because they have too many players his position. I won’t take any other Opinions, go Villanova, go Knicks and suck my balls

I fucking love Josh hart, he is the best

by Idk what to put here so, Hi June 20, 2024

Annika Hartley

An Annika Hartley is a person filled with laughter and joy, a person who never ceases to amaze others with Their positive attitude, their contagious and gorgeous smile, their warm laugh, and their amazing sense of t-shirts. Annika Hartleys often have the most beautiful green eyes, and blond hair that is always in a hairstyle that conveys the Annika's bubbly personality and if the conditions are right you can find a wild Annika Hartley playing soccer, netball, volunteering at reverse garbage and at band. And finally, Annika Hartleys are surrounded by people that care about them and love everything about them.

The word Annika Hartley originated from British, Swedish, and Irish culture the 2 words that are used to make this word mean graceful and the second word Hartley means deer and meadow, thus why the word is so important and a perfect word to describe a person as an Annika Hartley is graceful like a happy deer at home in its meadow.

Girl: Its My freinds 15th birthday today shes so nice a real Annika Hartley.
Girl 2: a Annika Hartley! she sounds amazing!

by Audrena June 22, 2024

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

A hartley

A guy who thinks he’s smarter than he is this person will use the biggest words for the simplest sentences most likely not even knowing the meaning just because they sound big and complex

Bro stop talking like a Hartley I don’t understand what you’re trying to say

by Truth speaker6969 December 6, 2024