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National hold hands day

On May 1st you can hold hands with anyone one you would like and can be anyone your mom, your dad , boyfriend , girlfriend , friends, and dogs
Hey girl it’s national hold hands day let’s go !
by Hay hay bug boo April 30, 2019
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Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.
by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020
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hainus

a cooler way to state that something or rather some event is/was extremely bad.
"That was a crazy wipeout."
-"yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new asshole."
or
"my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus... but at least there were some hot chicks."
by Adam April 24, 2005
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hands off the merchandise!

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."
Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!
by underdawg November 10, 2008
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Handsome

A guy's attractive outlook. Usually attracts female or gay, everyone who is interested in good looking guy.

Handsome also means: Nguyen Minh/Cao Duc, Jea Won, Nuuthang. Or can also be referred to as 'anh Kèn'.
'Oh, you are a very 'anh kèn' man'
'He is a very handsome man.'
by zewe November 13, 2017
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"Manos" The Hands of Fate

A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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Edward 40-hands

a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.
Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Nick D May 5, 2003
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