And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Gordy The Hobo

A lonely hobo that wanders the streets at night scrounging around for food and to fine a shelter to seek refuge in for the night.

hey Gordy ... I'm going to burn down your cardboard box.

by Nitz June 28, 2003

Robo-Hobo

Economic relief automaton developed to take on the role of homelessness thus freeing the human homeless to engage in other pursuits. First proposed in the Green New Deal as a way to make coding jobs for coal miners, pipeline workers and other fossil fuel industry workers.

The activists hacked the command console and ordered the robo-hobos to burn and loot Seattle and set up an Automaton Zone.

by Zorbot February 23, 2021

Hot Hobo Love

Hot Hobo Love is the beautiful bromance shared by Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. More commonly known as TomStud and HotBert.
Growing up together as close friends, it was clear to their fans that it was more than just close friendship, that it was in fact, srs bsns. After noticing Tom Sturridge creeping in the background of Pattinson's photographs (See VMA awards), a TomStud fan by the name of Tech, or more commonly known as Touj0ursPur on YouTube discovered the world of Hot Hobo Love, and Plaids.

SrsBsnsFangirl: "Omg, who's that in the picture with Rpattz?!"

Plaid: "Gtfo. His name is Bert, and that's Tom."

SrsBsnsFangirl: "Who's Tom?"

Plaid: "Tom and Bert share the BEST type of Hot Hobo Love. Tom is his Bromance partner."

by Ecarg103 December 24, 2008

Justifiable Hobo-cide

The act of killing a homeless, mentally-ill, or indigent person, male or female, by any number of police agencies in British Columbia on the pretext that dead, homeless, handicapped people can tell no tales. Or testify. Or sue.

Rookie police officer: Chief, this homeless man was babbling about crackspiders when I was compelled to taser him in the nutsack. He then pulled a pair of nail clippers on me, so I was forced to unload 10 rounds of .40 into his torso. Will I have to face a bullshit investigation by another obviously biased police department?

Chief: Hell no, son. Clear case of justifiable hobo-cide.

by spinynorman May 4, 2011

laptop hobo

unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi

Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"

Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."

by msdanger92 May 23, 2013

Dusty hobo

A dusty hobo is something that you call a turd that has no life and only insults people. They are not called this for a specific reason , it just sounds offensive.

I walked past Brooklyn Garnett on the way to work today, she's a huge dusty hobo.

by Ya bitch 69 420 December 30, 2018