guide boy

cocaine or more usually, she who deals it

let's just hang about this shitty situation for another three or so hours, Guide Boy is coming

by wurly August 4, 2007

guatemish

Guatemish (Gwat-em-ish)

The act of being bored. To live in extreme boredome with absolutely NOTHING to do.

I am SO guatemish today!

by willy watson June 22, 2009

Guided Missle

Definition of cancer in Fortnite.

4 yr old: Guided Missile is my favorite weapon!

Me: Guided missle is cancer

(see gif)

by unknownmiracles June 6, 2018

Guinea Pig

idiots by nature, guinea pigs will eat your bell peppers and possibly your Aunt Sharon.

Bro 1: My dog is so cute! she snuggles and even gives people kisses sometimes!
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig

by Kermit_ May 7, 2020

Nathan Guinery

Nathan is an oxygen thief, he's simply liked because of how famous his brother was. Natan has no great features, he's average at video games and washes dishes for a living. All in all Natan Guinery is the most irrelevant human to ever take breathe on this earth.

Nathan Guinery is irrelevant.

by De Captain March 24, 2019

The hitchhiker's guide

The hitchhiker's guide was a fictional book within Arthur Douglas's "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" series. It is the galaxy's most definitive encyclopaedia (according to ford prefect it is much better than it's nearest competitor the encyclopaedia galactica) it is later replaced by the hitchhiker's guide mark II

"The babel fish is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe" -the hitchhiker's guide

by Don't take me seriously April 10, 2015

Guatemalan Surprise

When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.

We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel

by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007