Guido grenades

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.

My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

girl guides

n. The female form of Boy Scouts, a highly biased and irritating movement with a stupid uniform, scary leaders and lots of Church-going ten-yer-olds.

NB: Avoid songs at all costs.

Guide Camp is an excellent oppurtunity for anarchy and fire. I enjoyed replacing the campfire songs with The Vandals and Sex Pistols.

I got thrown out of Girl Guides

by TheJaded April 29, 2006

gild the lilly

Lick the vagina

It's already wet, but if you wanna you can gild the Lilly

by Fredrickthestick April 20, 2014

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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Guided Missiles

1.Signature sound of the game Microman, a powerup
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target

1.<chorus> Guided Missiles!!
2.I launched guided missiles at my neighbor's dog

by BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) June 3, 2003

gildo

A gildo is a dildo for gays who are unfortunate enough to have small penises. It is specially designed for anus insertion, generally of a more morbid texture but mantaining the same rigidity as the commonly used didlo. It is a quite common toy for older and mature gays mainly in their forties and fifties, who are more likely to experience lack of erection.

Gay 1: "I no longer prefer my partner's penis in my ass, a gildo is much better these days."

Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."

by Dallas5 October 26, 2011

The Guido

You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".

So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.

by Steve the Mandelorian May 18, 2010