gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

goon god

the god of gooning

"i am the goon god"

by ikk0 May 10, 2025

Flicker Gooning

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.

Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique

Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful

by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024

gooned

violent edging session

yo bro i gooned yesterday

by anonymous October 5, 2023

Gooning

Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state

(not to be confused with the drug DMT)

I was gooning all night dude it was similar to that DMT we did last summer

by Gronkitis January 24, 2024

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident stride

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!

by Beygl January 4, 2021

Unethical gooning

AI generated goon material, not made by a human

very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig

gooner 1: bro this is the best rule34 art i found

gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀

gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️

by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025