german teacher

a teacher that teaches folks german

1. do you like our German Teacher?
2. yeah he is a nice fella

by Chernobyl1337 February 6, 2018

German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!

Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*

by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011

German Bobsled

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.

Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop

by Palmher December 29, 2019

german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.

Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.

by pandabandana May 14, 2016

German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.

“ german waffle me Reichsführer “

by Ismeninja July 13, 2018

german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.

Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

by specialpants January 10, 2015

German Waterslide

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back

"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."

by TheCasualToaster July 2, 2016