by Mpc46 July 25, 2022
Get the Gamer Bucketmug. by SparklingMilotic December 16, 2017
Get the Gamer Policemug. "Ivan the gamer" is some kid who says he's good at call of duty. But deep down in his retarded heart he knows that there is one person in his life that just naturally happens to be better than him at every game. I once read in a book that Ivan the gamer likes men.
If it has to be when they were on the way to go to there, "Ivan the gamer" is the one that they have no way there to be left afterwards because once they had them can't be open. Furthermore, he sucks at call of duty
by woeiuhfoaiuyadsfjdxsvvhhhv February 14, 2019
Get the ivan the gamermug. When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank
by GamerTaint February 19, 2021
Get the Gamer Taintmug. Certain skills that gamers develop such as noticing an outlier in a texture, noticing a person's strengths weaknesses and developing a strategy to beat that person in whatever the circumstance, noticing patterns that they can exploit.
by KoOBL November 24, 2020
Get the Gamer Intuitionmug. A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.
"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."
by toastmann October 8, 2022
Get the Alpha Gamermug. Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer
Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars
Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status
Guy 1: god, i am such a loser
Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status
Guy 1: god, i am such a loser
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021
Get the Epic Gamermug.