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florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022
mugGet the florida ouncesmug.

Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.
Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.
by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024
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Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.
Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”
by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021
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Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎
‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”
by 27floors August 8, 2022
mugGet the Florida Watermug.

WE WANT FLORIDA

A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”
“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.
by Nolan Griffin April 19, 2024
mugGet the WE WANT FLORIDAmug.

Florida Chrome

Duct tape, Or the liberal application of such product.
Oh yeah, my truck mirror fell off but i give er' all the way with some Florida chrome
by Conagher March 13, 2020
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