X-files

When you are out on a date with someone.
Everything is fine then the discussion suddenly turns and your starts airing all the laundry of all their previous ex's because they are not quite over her last long string of ex's.

By the end of the date your are feeling like yup I am better being single...

The date: Yeah my last boyfriend/girlfriend did that and yeah you look like you are like all the rest.

me: Look I am out on a date I don't need to hear about your string of x-files...

by Maple Backwoods February 13, 2013

flex

Sex using a variety of positions, requires you to be flexible.

'we don't have sex, we have flex'

by Shareapenis July 28, 2009

File Mirror

A place where others released material is available for download

hey i just got the new battlefielc patch from fileplanet!

by dung June 4, 2003

flexabiliting

Able to be flexable in the sence of being able to touch your toes

Jon is bad at flexabiliting

by Olivia [Liv] April 11, 2005

flexcellent

1. ripped; in good muscular shape
2. great in general; awesome

"Did you see when he took off his shirt? That body was flexcellent!"

"Climb to the top of that hill. The view is flexcellent!"

by river huang October 3, 2007

filefly

A file with an enlightening ending, much like a firefly's enlightened posterior.

On the anterior of his screen he noticed a somewhat remarkable filefly that he summarily clicked to bring to the fore.

by Hercolena Oliver April 6, 2009

flexabating

when a man masturbates while flexing his bicep and looking in the mirror at himself, therefore masturbating at his own flexed muscles.

Cory loves flexabating every night while staring into his full length mirror.

by russell e3 June 7, 2011