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Merry-Go-Fail

When you need something resolved to move to the next step but you need the next step resolved to fix the first step. Rinse and repeat
Quality Assurance Team: “Hey Team, can you look at this bug I found? It’s blocking all testing.
Team: We’re busy right now but can you test this new stuff?
Quality Assurance Team: Not until you fix the old stuff.
Team: But the new stuff fixes the old stuff
Quality Assurance Team: But we can’t test the old stuff to then test the new stuff! This a real merry-go-fail
by Baxter Wilde May 3, 2023
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Chick-fail-A

another word for chick-fil-a because well.. the menu fucking fails ass and their lemonade is supposed to be legendary i guess but really its not that good at all and the pulp makes it that much shitier.

ex. mm what shall we have..

ex i dunno wtf..? theres only 2 items on the menu
Chick-fail-a
by Chris Jenrette May 17, 2009
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fail whale

oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale
by XombieJer March 2, 2010
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Fail Watching

“Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers
by Chetnugget April 10, 2009
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epic fail

the word said when someone does or says something completely, ridiculously stupid, incorrect, or pointles.
someone trips and falls, you say "epic fail"
by loki_kewl May 21, 2009
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parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.
Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!
by dani2012 June 17, 2009
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Fail Pail

When you fail but not so badly that it is kind of enough fail to fit in a pail (buckit)
1: Dude I tried to jump over that rail but I just banged my knee.

2:Wow. Fail Pail
by barrycloudferguson March 15, 2010
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