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faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy
person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me
by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024
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Fade

by Paralizedtrap October 17, 2018
mugGet the Fademug.

faded

While commonly referring to being under the influence of cannabis, this word changes it's meaning when used by a professional athlete. It then becomes a word describing the mild influence alcoholic beverages have on the cognitive capacities.
“Bro, I’m low key faded, man.”

“Oh no, I didn’t even end my stream.”

Zeke
by Mothy-T June 30, 2020
mugGet the fadedmug.

after fade

How one feels after getting blown; faded.
You feel slumpt.
I’m not tired it’s just the after fade
by Don’t care.com February 24, 2019
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fade god

A person who consistently makes unsuccessful bets by going against the popular choice might humorously be referred to as a “fade god.” This would mean they have a knack to pick bets that go against the grain and end up being unprofitable. Their sports betting record is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, except every page leads to bankruptcy! Keep in mind that this term is not a formal or widely accepted phrase in the gambling community.
If you want to make some real cash fade BookItWithTrent he is the one true FADE GOD. Stay Goated.
by JohnnyCheetahs August 21, 2023
mugGet the fade godmug.

Line-up (or fade)

This how other men know other men are gay. Can you believe I can write this.
"Tyrone has a line-up (or fade), I'll bet he enjoys the company of Leon."
by urbanmybutt September 21, 2023
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LOWWW TAPERR FADEE

Low taper faade. Dude you know what’s crazy? Is that that low taper fade, like meme, dude it is still massive. Yeah. MASSIVE. I mean I’m seeing new ones that I’ve never seen before that have millions of likes and views, still, that are popping up all over the place. You know what else is crazy? Like how, all the other videos he’s made since, I’ve seen a couple others show up on my for your page, you would think they would all be doing better than they are. You said there have been a couple that have been doing great. No they’re all doing massive. It’s just- no, there’s a few that aren’t and you’re just like how, how can a guy get that viral for this many weeks, and not just be famous forever. You know what I mean? I mean he’s already a good artist, I love his music and he’s dropping a new album, I think actually it’s already out, gotta check it out. So at the end of 2023 there was a bunch of memes going around that were the memes of the month throughout the year, right, and I think that for the memes of 2024 the low taper fade is 100% going to be the meme of January this year.
Goon 1: Bro my clong is massive

Goon 2: Yk what else is massive

LOWWW TAPERR FADEE
by TheMadNonce December 2, 2024
mugGet the LOWWW TAPERR FADEEmug.

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