shut your face

Another form of shut up

-Dude, your mom is hot!
-Shut your face

by esch8 January 10, 2004

face plant

A trick in all freestyle sports such as skateboarding or snowboarding in which the athlete contacts the ground with his or her face. Term is derived from other tricks such as a foot plant or hand plant in that the trick involves placing a body part on the ground as part of the trick. Although wildly popular, the face plant is rarely performed on purpose.

Person 1: "Dude, that was the gnarliest face plant I've ever seen!"
Person 2: "I should go to the hospital."

by MTB man July 6, 2011

Faceaholic

A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.

Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.

Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.

by TV CAR March 19, 2010

Kill you in the face

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

by Forever27 May 25, 2008

Off my face

When you get really drunk!

Yesterday night I was off my face at the bar!

by plinio_desce December 16, 2008

Snizz Face

The fun, safe alternative to Thizz Facing. The Snizz Face has two seperate faces to it. The Pre-Snizz Face and the Post-Snizz Face. The Pre-Snizz Face consists of the face you make right before you are about to sneeze. The Post-Snizz Face consists of the face you make right after you sneeze. The Snizz Face is usually used in Hyphy culture surrounding the Bay Area of California. YEEH.

"Put on your stunna shades and throw a Snizz Face....UGH- You doing way too much."

by mm1 June 1, 2006

Your face

The Chuck Norris of comebacks. Nothing can defeat it.

Person 1: Yo mamma.

Person 2: Your face.

Person 1: Damn it all.

by bree-marie April 11, 2010