forkosh

a legendary warrior
zams best companion

forkosh is one of zam's directives
zam must protect the forkosh
forkosh is nice
forkosh is good

by i am zam February 16, 2003

fork

A fork in the River, where multiple parts connect. Usually there is a north fork and a south fork.

Aye Jamal, nigga, get yo' rod lets go to tha fork and reel in sum deez niggas outta the waturry stuff.

Sounds like a plan, Peter. I will go retreive the tackle box and we shall rendevous at 3 o'clock sharp at the northern fork my good fellow.

Fo sho nigga!

by Jeremy Popoff April 8, 2006

forkan

An alternative way of saying the F word. Particularly useful in office environments and other areas where you may not want to be so vulgar as to use the real F word

What the Forkan hell is going on.

Forkan off.

by Yakumocat January 20, 2007

forkoon

a spoon with a fork at the other end; spork.

He is eating momos (dumplings) with a forkoon.

by uttam maharjan February 18, 2011

Grand Forks

Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo

and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...

"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"

"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"

"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."

"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"

"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...

by ///zXn May 31, 2004

Cunting Fork

Some gay ass had a gay name and now we all call him Cunting Fork

"Fuck off Cunting Fork"

by ssj2kite September 17, 2004

Cox and Forkum

Couple of political columnists who make you happy to be a red state voter, but sad to be a blue state looser.

"I heard about Cox & Forkum, and almost wet my pants laughing," nobody from a blue state would say that.

by BeeJiggity January 4, 2005