fastfoodjesus

The only Lord and Savior with a Big Mac.

A being that consumes lots of fastfood - and is generally awesome. "fastfoodjesus"

by FFJ November 4, 2013

Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.

Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

fastfaced

Someone that is a real smartass. Quick wit used to keep the conversation going

Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.

by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014

Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.

Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.

by BushIsANazi September 29, 2015

Fasta pasta ass

A girls backside/asshole that smells of pasta pasta that’s been in the fridge for 3 days

Was fucking this girl and man she had bad fasta pasta ass, Smelt disgusting

by Spencer boi May 23, 2018

fast pool

IT'S A POOL THAT IS FAST THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT AND YES THERE ARE SLOW POOLS ASWELL DON'T QUESTION SWIMMERS!

wow what a fast pool, I was really fast today

by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018

FasterPacer

The best Call of Duty player known to man. He has a GIANT Dick and gets all the bitches. He's also a sexy as papi chulo.

Girl 1: Is that FasterPacer over there?
Girl 2: Yea, I just lost my virginity to him.

by Papi Chulo Cum January 3, 2019