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Swimmers

Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"
by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020
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swimmers

a synonym for sperm or cum, since sperm cells swim.
Ew man, get your swimmers away from me
by Mallory December 20, 2004
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Swimmers Tan

A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.
"Did you see Chelsea in her bikini?" "Yeah her swimmers tan from swim team looked so odd o.O"
by LeniexxLollipop May 29, 2009
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Swimmers Sacrifice

A ritual many male swimmers will have to go through.
The sacrifice being the hair from their body. The swimmer sacrifice is when a male swimmer has to shave his body for an important meet, though it usually is used to refer to when a male swimmer shaves his arms and legs.
Gym Class
Samuel: So that's when I did the lion king to her.
Richard: Holy Shit, what did she think?

Samuel: She was totally fine with it! She laughed!
-They both look over to see another guy with hairless legs-
Richard: What the fuck? Why did he shave his legs? What is he gay?
Samuel: No he's just a swimmer. The swim team has their championship meet tonight. They all shaved down.

Richard: Is it that important?
Samuel: Anything you can do to cut down on drag you do. Its the swimmers sacrifice that every male swimmer must do.
by sheerfire January 18, 2013
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swimmers build

A term used to describe an athletic body type (i.e low body fat, flat stomach, etc.) in an online dating or chat profile. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online, the term has a generally positive or desirable connotation and covers all aspects of the "in shape" physique, not just the sport of swimming. Contrast with more disingenuous sports related body type euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build (fat), and runner build (skinny).
WGM, 22, 6'0"/175# Brn/Grn, lean, tight swimmers build.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
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swimmers stomache

That bad feeling you get in your stomache after swimming for about an hour.
Hey you want to get something to eat,all that swimming made me hungry.

Nah,I have a bad swimmers stomache right now.
by xxxdeathbladexxx August 2, 2010
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Swimmers Roulette

When multiple men ejaculate inside a woman, and whoever gets her pregnant has to pay child support.
“Kelly has had lots of guys play swimmers roulette with her lately
by Istura57 December 31, 2021
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