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hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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oven fart

the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.
I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me
by Chimmi chamba September 22, 2011
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slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Kamikaze Fart

When you break wind and it smells so bad you start to gag. Usually happens while driving or in a small room.
Can also be used to attack a group of people by standing near them and farting loud.
Dude 1: Jesus, I had a kamikaze fart driving home. I almost died.
Dude 2: Shit nigga.
by Charles2337 November 24, 2009
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fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.
I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
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Fart Herding

The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.
Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"
by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010
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Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.
I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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