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Rustic fap

Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018
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The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.
by UnCreative March 17, 2018
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Ill fap

Being unable to resist the urge to masturbate whilst suffering from a mild illness.
"I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert
by Illfap August 14, 2021
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Chain Fap

Dude, everytime Eonsdizzle hears somthing about politics he chain faps like a mad man.
by Captain Explode October 21, 2006
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Generation Fap

An entire male generation raised on high quality, readily available internet porn who have their conception of real females completely out of whack as a result.

- As defined by BillyBatts83 on Reddit.
At a party...

Fat Neckbeard - Heh, look at this bitch. She has small tits.

NB's Friend - Dude, wtf you pugsly slop sack, you couldn't bag a chick half that hot.

NB - Yah, you're so right. My perception is all fucked out from all this HQ porn. Goddamn you, Max Hardcore! Goddamn you, Generation Fap!
by LIEberalscum June 19, 2011
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food fap

Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.
The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.
by Foodfapper March 12, 2015
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amphetamine fap

When you take some adderall and struggle to get hard while watching porn, ensuing a three hour time of self-exploration
amphetamine fap (n) - I took that adderall and fucked Ashley for like three hours, but I passed out before I came
by CronunDrum February 2, 2016
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