A fap from pure memory.
Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory
Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory
Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
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When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
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At a party...
Fat Neckbeard - Heh, look at this bitch. She has small tits.
NB's Friend - Dude, wtf you pugsly slop sack, you couldn't bag a chick half that hot.
NB - Yah, you're so right. My perception is all fucked out from all this HQ porn. Goddamn you, Max Hardcore! Goddamn you, Generation Fap!
Fat Neckbeard - Heh, look at this bitch. She has small tits.
NB's Friend - Dude, wtf you pugsly slop sack, you couldn't bag a chick half that hot.
NB - Yah, you're so right. My perception is all fucked out from all this HQ porn. Goddamn you, Max Hardcore! Goddamn you, Generation Fap!
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amphetamine fap (n) - I took that adderall and fucked Ashley for like three hours, but I passed out before I came
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