software engineer

A person that programs software.

Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.

by Nicolai January 24, 2004

Engendriver

1. n. A filed down screwdriver.

2. adj. A sound or piece of music that goes beyond what you expect, stimulating your senses, tickling your brain.

3. The band, as in The Engendriver Band.

1. Hand me that engendriver.

2. They are really engendriving this jam.

3. I am checking engendriver.com to see what the band is up to.

by Rothe January 31, 2005

Engineer

An insomniac wizard in the modern world whose brain is capable of functioning without sleep, hung over, or intoxicated to produce mathematical solutions and mentally perform impossible calculations.

Person: "I'm sweaty,I wonder ho humid it is in this room"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"

by Heisenberg βμ December 25, 2016

engine cunt

The act of fucking your mate with a car engine and your penis at the same time

“Hey can you come engine cunt me?

by CYurkss721 November 21, 2017

Engineering

A subject that a student is most likely to begin taking during their high school life. This is a rigorous course that students who enjoy math and science take and among other subjects such as arts, english, and language is typically considered harder. Engineering does come with benefits. If the student continues engineering in college, it raises chances of obtaining a job after graduating college. However, if a student decides to take this course, they will most likely soon experience side effects such as lack of sleep, a state of confusion, and an urge to end your own life.

Student 1: Dude, I think I'm going to take the engineering class!
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.

by Jodex_jh25 September 14, 2018

Engineer

When you work in the Adult Gay Porn Industry and you are embarrassed to admit it.

Paul's date asked him what he does for a living; "I'm an Engineer" he replied as sweat rolled down his face.

by Skin DIver March 28, 2022

organic search engine

An organic Search Engine is a manually operated search service which uses a combination of computer algorithims and human researchers to lookup a search query. A search query submitted to an Organic Search Engine is analysed by a human operator who researches the query then formats the response to the user. It was coined by 199QUERY in Australia in 2006

199QUERY is an organic search engine that uses textperts to answer questions.

by Paul.R.Smith February 9, 2008