emercyn

emercyn is a very very very scandalous and nymphomaniac. (google that word before you make assumptions) Emercyn has been through pain and heart break numerous of times because she never can keep ahold of someone sorta like taylor swift. Although emercyn is very beautiful she never finished her education and doesn't have much going for her. most Emercyns are handed everything in life

emercyn is cool!

by dogcatdog May 21, 2017

Climate Emergency

Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.

The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.

Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.

“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”

“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”

by Option 22 February 5, 2020

emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.

Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.

by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008

Emer

Emer is a woman from Gaelic folklore. She was said to have the six gifts of womanhood. It's also not an uncommon name in places such as Ireland. When used in that sense the "m" is said as a "v". So it is said like the word "ever"

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: My name is Emer. It's spelt E-M-E-R but said as ever.

by Genderfluidatthedisco November 30, 2016

Emergency Dinner Date

When a friend calls and says that they need to talk to you immediately, and you ditch your plans to get dinner and listen to them.

I was supposed to go to that party on Saturday night, but then I had an emergency dinner date with Nadia since her boyfriend broke up with her that morning.

by mckables February 5, 2009

emmerz

a special nickname saved for the individuals who are always the last ones to get jokes. generally thought of as "slow."

person1: ROFLOL
person2: BAHAHA
emmerz: wait what?!?!

by noreally? April 7, 2009

girl emergency

A "girl emergency" is a declaration that may suspend some normal functions of the lady in question, alert those coming in contact with said girl to change their normal behaviours, or order agencies to implement emergency preparedness plans.

It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.

Related: menstrual cycle.

Friend: GIRL EMERGENCY. That'll be the name of the young adult novel written about your life.

me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.

Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG

by profoundlypaige December 14, 2011