emeril

portugese man, husband and father to 4 kids, chef and restaurant owner,

emeril is one swell guy to be around when you are feeling down and need someone to talk to

by leona April 25, 2005

Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!

by some medic August 17, 2007

emergency shower

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.

"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."

by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009

EmeraldMike

A youtuber that stated his channel in Mar 25, 2017 and does different types of gaming content

Have you seen EmeraldMike's new video

by emeraldmike December 13, 2019

imaginary emergency (IE)

A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.

The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!

by Softhand July 20, 2008

McNugget Emergency

A pseudo-emergency that is only important to the individual in "distress".

See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.

Mr. Smith experienced a McNugget emergency when his document refused to print.

by Wangdang March 3, 2009

emergently

Its urgent and an emergency. It can be used interchangeably with the word urgently. If urgently doesn't come to mind, EMERGENTLY is the word to use!

My aunt had to be operated emergently!!

I had to go to school emergently!

by the so called blond chick August 22, 2011