1. Comedian that isn't really that funny, so needs a hook (dressing like a rump ranger) in order to draw audiences.
2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.
2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.
After sitting through a full hour set of an Eddie Izzard show...
"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"
"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"
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Then leave for another girl
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