dicksack

Someone who wears skinny jeans and converse and dresses as an emo

Steven Beale is a dicksack as he wears dicksack jeans(eastenders)

by max branning legend March 18, 2008

Duck's ass

Phil Mickelson-esque hair, or when the tail end of your half mullet flips up when you style it or wear a hair.

Check out Phil Mickelson's duck's ass. It's epic.

by Communicator21 March 27, 2011

Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!

Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks

by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014

Ducksauce

This word can be used in a vast amount of situations. Basically meaning something bad or out of the ordinary happening to you. Or something happening that would ONLY happen to you. Otherwise meaning, getting fucked over and it having it be funny.

Damn...I just got hit with some ducksauce

by queeeeeenb December 28, 2010

Dickscarred

the emotional effect of having been cockblocked

Dude that girl at the bar fell asleep on my lap while giving me a blowjob man, left me so dickscarred.

by Zvoe November 17, 2009

Forest of Dicks

A large gathering of tea-party people. A smaller gathering is merely a grove of dicks.

Guy 1: Damn, I tried to watch TV without vomiting, but there was a "Forest of Dicks" on Fox news who kept claim Obama wasn't an American.

Guy 2: It wasn't a forest, it was merely a Grove of Dicks, they just kept showing shots of the same people over and over.

by Redbeardedmofo August 6, 2011

dicksafailin

the generic form of viagra

"I got some serious whiskey dick..better take some dicksafailin"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003