Douche-Kazoo 

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

Douche-Kazoo by themacbear September 20, 2016

douche tip 

The stinky part of a douche apparatus.

Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.

No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.

douche tip by Bo Zuke April 4, 2017

Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.

Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?

Douche llama by Seanonamous October 23, 2017

Douche-cruiser 

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.

"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."

Douche-cruiser by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018

Douche Puff 

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda

Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!

Douche Puff by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass

You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009

Douche Nuts 

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"

Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!

Douche Nuts by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006