The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

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Fudge Dong

Black cock, Black dick

Damn, that booshie ass white crack head bitch is about to get the Fudge dong from that ghetto negro

by Appiezy Foshiesy April 22, 2010

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Ding,Dong

Invented by Sir Leslie Phillips,

To indicate attraction to another person used as an ice breaker chat up line.

Sarah this is Matt , Matt this is Sarah. Matt " Ding,Dong"
as an attractive girl comes within ear shot direct the words "Ding,Dong" in her direction accumponied with a confidend charm smerk.
The words "Ding,Dong "can be streched out slightley for inhanced inpack on delivery.

by Balloonio May 28, 2017

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Jacket Dong

The strings on a jacket that adjust the hood.

Is normal if one jacket dong is longer than the other one.

by SolidSulfur November 27, 2010

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dong yiffer

To yiff or go through a sexual act with a penis of a furry

Dong Yiffer: Hey I Yiffed My Fifth Dong!
Friend: You need to cut down on the yiffing

by Nympstraekaros November 4, 2015

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Hung Dong

An asian supermarket, commonly referred to as Hung Dong Supermarket.. Sells noodles.. rice.. and other asian stuff. They also sell potatoes and carrots. Wide selection of.. stuff..

Asian dude #1 - "My mom tell me go buy some rice."
Asian dude #2 - "I alway buy my rice from dat store, Hung Dong.."
Asian dude #1 and #2 in unison-"LET GO HUNG DONG AND PARTY!!"
*Flys away hand in hand*

by HungDongFoo. November 6, 2007

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