Dock Pussy

Dock Pussy, like his brother Dick Pussy, is one foul mouthed so-and-so. Dock Pussy is the kind of guy that reminds the teacher there was homework the day prior. Dock can take a long walk off a short pier.

Random Man: “Oh boy, Dick and Dock Pussy are coming into town this evening. Better alert the FBI.”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.

Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.

by blijekarper March 29, 2020

Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.

After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.

by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020

Ciggy dock

The very intimate and intense act of lightning a friend's cigarette with the end of your, already lit, cigarette. Akin to the sex act of docking

Friend 1: Hey, I don't have a lighter will you ciggy dock with me?
Friend 2: sure thing, homie!

by Z8GND5296 April 14, 2020

Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.

Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.

by Bozmund April 16, 2020

Docked her in the dome

Hitting someone in the perfect spot where the temple is the weakest and the brain gets rocked

She was asking me why I got a midnight snack so I docked her in the dome.

by squidphish1024 May 1, 2020

Docked her in the dome

to hit someone in the head in the perfect spot right on the temple to make the brain rock

I docked her in the dome when she said I couldn't have a midnight snack

by squidphish1024 May 1, 2020