Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.

Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.

by financialjoo February 13, 2012

dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.

1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.

by ivanwhythen October 9, 2014

Dildobat

Dildobat is a big slightly curved dildo looking like bat(not the animal) that people use to either hit others or for other uses not to be confused with a regular dildo.

Dave: shit bob I accidentally hit susan with the dildobat
Bob: XD that sound wrong on so many levels......but yeah its serious

by The Real ID December 29, 2014

dildo smoker

A gay murderer known for wearing a hockey mask and a blue hoodie

Here comes dildo smoker delirious to fuck some shit up

by Shur'tugral May 27, 2016

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

dildo rap

Fake rap with entertainers saying retarded shit over a bangin beat that grows a buzz....like a vibrator

do you listen to lil wayne?

na man, thats dildo rap, I listen to Westside Connection bitch!

by Fish__ December 12, 2016

Dildogram

A monogrammed dildo...because you're fancy.

The font on that dildogram is exquisite! What is that? Edwardian script?

by JayDman January 13, 2017