edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.
Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)
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This australian guy who has a rat tail on his head for a hairstyle. He also has nasty drink mixes from his old ass rickety run down fridge. He also expresses stuff on his face 1 minute after it was said. So, if you say a joke, you'd see the smile on his face a minute later
curleewurly is not my hero.
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Get the curleewurly mug.An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.
Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?
Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.
Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.
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