crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy

Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere

by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2021

by Not Ben Shapiro April 9, 2020

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

by ogre06 April 10, 2020

Yo i heard shorty cranking that batman.

by Naturebwoy May 28, 2008

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “

Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……