Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022

Crank

Fire music

Ayo you heard that new Lil Uzi? That jawn crank fool.

by rmxme May 26, 2020

Crank dat

The operation of igniting the burner on an ole Coleman portable grill

Put the butane canister in, lock it down, turn on the gas and crank dat.

by Allmeadowslawncare June 21, 2024

Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer

Jas and Sabs are the ultimate cranks

by miamibabi October 14, 2025

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022

Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.

Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.

by Setariii January 17, 2011

Cello Crank

When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items

You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024