A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker or shoots last, has to eat the cracker.
by lindsay the gangster June 1, 2005
Get the cracker jack mug.A Caucasian person (white person) who acts Asian. Cheese crackers (white on the outside and yellow on the inside) are obsessed with Asian culture, sometimes traditional but mostly Asian media and pop culture. They self taught themselves how to speak at least one Asian dialect fluently (Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, Taiwanese, etc...) and usually know handfuls of other Asian languages too. Most of there friends are Asians, and they try, and sometimes are able, to mingle with fobs. Cheese crackers love bubble tea, watch 20-or-more hour long Asian dramas, are able to identify every Asian stationary store in their city/town, and go to karaoke with their Asian friends, where they sing songs in Asian dialects. Cheese crackers only date Asians. Usually they either are or were at one point in there life, obsessed with manga and/or anime. Some cheese crackers attend anime-cons regularly. Female cheese crackers usually like feminine Asian guys. Female cheese crackers also make an attempt to own a large amount of foby clothes and accessories. (Sanrio items, tokidoki bags and clothing, leg warmers, school girl outfits)
"Shelby self taught herself how to speak Korean, and all the boyfriends she ever had were Korean too!"
"Wow she is such a cheese cracker."
"Wow she is such a cheese cracker."
by Anna K. Banana June 11, 2008
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by Brown Betty August 12, 2009
Get the Cracker Black mug.As most of you here seem to have some kind of misconception of the semantic difference between "cracker" and "nigger" let me just elaborate real quick:
Calling a white person a "cracker" is not even slightly the same as calling a black person a "nigger".
Why? Okay, let's see, where does "nigger" come from? Slavery, as in white people exploiting black people. So a white person calling a black person "nigger" means that she/he is referring to her/him as lower in status/worth.
Where does "cracker" come from? Slavery, too, as in white people exploting black people. So a black person calling a white person "cracker" means that she/he is referring to her/him as acting as if she/he were superior.
So now, every INTELLIGENT one of you, think and tell me which one of the two is worse.
Of course, it is actually quite stupid to use any of these two expressions (no matter what the color of your skin is), but reading the definitions at hand, I couldnt help but get the impression that there is still some deeply rooted racism in our society and everyone seems to begrudge each other. How about some peace?
Calling a white person a "cracker" is not even slightly the same as calling a black person a "nigger".
Why? Okay, let's see, where does "nigger" come from? Slavery, as in white people exploiting black people. So a white person calling a black person "nigger" means that she/he is referring to her/him as lower in status/worth.
Where does "cracker" come from? Slavery, too, as in white people exploting black people. So a black person calling a white person "cracker" means that she/he is referring to her/him as acting as if she/he were superior.
So now, every INTELLIGENT one of you, think and tell me which one of the two is worse.
Of course, it is actually quite stupid to use any of these two expressions (no matter what the color of your skin is), but reading the definitions at hand, I couldnt help but get the impression that there is still some deeply rooted racism in our society and everyone seems to begrudge each other. How about some peace?
Peter's father: Dont hang around with that nigger Dwayne my son, you're much better than that!
Dwayne's mother: I dont want you hanging around that boy Peter! His father is a real cracker!
Dwayne's mother: I dont want you hanging around that boy Peter! His father is a real cracker!
by letspleasequitthisrasictcrap March 26, 2009
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Get the Nabisco Cracker mug.Stupid lonely bitch who no one likes. That constantly talks about dumb irrelevant shit that no one gives a rat's ass about. She is that one person that when ever you hear a sound come out of her throat you just want to smash that bitch in the face with a very heavy and blunt object. And I'm pretty sure that shes just looking for someone to stick their cock in her hallway of a mangina, but no man in his right mind (on any amount/combination of drugs or alcohol) would fuck or tap that, in all senses, shit. She tries to fit in by acting like something or someone she's not. Also known as the kraken or the crack, on the count that this bitch's ass crack is always hanging out because she doesn't believe in long enough underwear, pants, or a belt or really any tool that is supposed to cover the crack of her ass. And not to mention that this bitch has a voice that sounds an old ass dog getting run over by a steamroller, but this bitch is also so a swagger jacking skank. She will take anything you do or say and constantly say or use it because she has less swag than burned down house.This is something I like to call a trend killer. I just don't know how any humans could reproduce and have something that is this damn annoying and awful. I don't think it has parents but instead just congealed in a gutter somewhere.
Cracken: Hey guys, you wanna know about something that no one other than me gives a fuck about?
"Friends": (under breath) dear god shut the fuck up you bitch! No one likes yo dog shit looking ass. DAMN I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE LIKE THE FUCKING MOLE RAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN UR ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put your shit incrusted ass crack back where it fucking belongs you ugly bitch. No one gives a shit about your family, the friends that you think you have, your diabetes, or whatever the hell you do at work. Go fuck yourself you creepy incesting little bitch before I pop a cap in your hairy ass.
"Friends": (under breath) dear god shut the fuck up you bitch! No one likes yo dog shit looking ass. DAMN I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE LIKE THE FUCKING MOLE RAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN UR ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put your shit incrusted ass crack back where it fucking belongs you ugly bitch. No one gives a shit about your family, the friends that you think you have, your diabetes, or whatever the hell you do at work. Go fuck yourself you creepy incesting little bitch before I pop a cap in your hairy ass.
by La Bad Bitch and The Kid D October 18, 2011
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