Candid

A Candid is something or someone that does not have the physical and or mental confidence to talk to women or someone they are attracted to. Words that relate to this are Colgate, and Goldfish

Person 1: Hey Cayden you should go see if you can get that girls number!

Person 2: Ethan I can't, I.... I...., I just can't.

Person 1: Come on you Candid! YOU THINK IT'S A GAME!

by Fish King 13 June 2, 2017

Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

CoDing

Playing the best video game ever made, Call of Duty.

Joe: What are you doing all day?

Bob: Ill be CoDing.

by Joemamma12345 January 26, 2010

condimentia

A medical condition in which the elderly lose their sense of taste and overstock their condiments to enhance every food item they prepare.

Man, my grandma's fridge has nothing but half-used jars of horse radish, ketchup, and hot sauce. Her condimentia is really getting bad.

by jonojett May 21, 2011

Cenditis

an extremely large and asymmetrically round pregnant woman needing more than just momentum to get out of bed.

"Babe, can you give me a hand? This cenditis, is making it really hard for be to get up!"

"Cenditis sucks. I literally need to be pushed to get out of bed."

by Cendy March 3, 2008

coding_abudiak

faggot and roblox nerd that sucks his own dick

hear about that coding_abudiak guy? yeah hes a real cunt.

by peep ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) November 20, 2017

medical condition

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.

Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018