Calm Classic

Calm Classic is a term used generally used when referring to something nostalgic of you or someone else's past.

Person 1: Man I remember when we were kids and jumping in leaf piles in the fall.

Person 2: Yeah thats a calm Classic

by Yee yee skee September 30, 2021

The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

Hop on classic collections vc

Rough sex with men including massive dildos and cock sucking

Cosmic: Hop on Classic collections vc (pls i want anal i want big fuck me in ass plzplz)

by thecrusaderman August 2, 2021

Classic tita

(adj.) People who thinking about yed all day.

josh: Do yo know that guy jefff ? He so horny he keep taking about yed hee dog and hee cat everyday even Buddhist Holy day can't stop him .I really don't get it
peter : that just a classic tita

by red prof June 24, 2021

Yakmaster Classic

To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."

John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)

by The Yak Master October 10, 2012

Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other

Had such a good Classic Cooper last night

by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012

Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.

by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012