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Jew Camp

A Camp where most Jews spend the majority of their summers, usually run by the NFTY organization.

At reformed Jewish camps, the point of attending is to get layed and get drunk. This is usually where mpst Jews explore their sexuality for the first time.
A place to get away from all craziness and restricting adults to be able to do whatever they want, that is if they get good counselors.

Usually, once a jew attends a Jew Camp, they never want to leave.
Gary: McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!
J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina?
Gary: No, dickhead, sex.

-Wet Hot American Summer

what Jews aim for at Jew Camp...
by Ereekita November 17, 2005
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Bruce Campbell

The supreme and divine ruler of Earth. Also star of the films Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Bubba Ho-tep.
Everyone on their knees and worship Bruce Campbell.
by MC Pee Pants September 23, 2005
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sleepaway camp

Once upon a time there was a camper giving Indian Head to Dan B. on top of Tyler Hill when they heard a noise. The boy turned To Wanda and told her to run, so they sprinted away and followed the Pocono Trail until they reached its
Summit, where the girl stopped and Point o Pined to her left. They were surrounded by water, with Raquette, Echo, Timber, Brant, Tripp, and Cedar Lakes closing in on all sides. Quickly, they Monroed the boat until they reached
the border of Canadensis, where it was safe to lie down and gaze up at the Starlight in the night Skylemar. After tweeting to charlie Shane about how they were #Winado, the campers began sipping on gin and Taconic while eating a combo platter from the Blue Ridge diner. Dan B., a Vega-terian, only ate the fries. In the middle of jamming to flo rida's "shawty got Lohikan," a horrible smell pierced the air. While they sat wondering who Kutschered the cheese, or perhaps even dropped some Timber Tops, they began to hear noises coming from the Pine Forest. Suddenly, Mataponi Damon appeared from behind the Laurel tree to invite them to his movie premiere of "its raining Scaticos and dogs". The campers reasoned that "When in Romaca, do as the Romans do" and joined the native american themed party. Smirking, they threw on their Iroqouis Springs attire and went upstairs to finish MahKeenAcing giving Indian Head. Before they could finish, however, the camper heard yet another noise and thought to himself "oh brother, here Owego again"
jewography, sleepaway camp
by Urban Dictionary June 29, 2011
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camp

1.) In Multiplayer games, the act of remaining in one spot (usually secluded) with a sniper rifle or other area waiting for enemy players to emerge as easy targets. Generally looked upon as a "cheap" method of gaining kills.
uber1337: I'm going to camp their spawns.

Manawski: Not if I team-kill you first.
by Manawski February 23, 2003
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Thread Camper

A person who navigates through forum threads and remains ghosting and observational until the moment of their convenience arrives and attempts to catch someone red handed.
Ballerburden keeping Jenniee on check in Cpixel

S&L: "Yeah he is a thread camper like Evilz"
by SILENT@CPIXEL January 14, 2008
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Camp Seafarer

1)Where all the girls dream a guy named johnney.
2)Where shaving is the LEAST of your worries.
3)Where standing on your benches at meals singing at the top of your lungs to songs you will never sing anywhere else, is normal.
Seafarer Girls-"Magdalina Hagdalina..."
by LogieBear May 8, 2005
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Camp Becket

A camp in Becket, Mass. In the Berkshires. It is a YMCA camp. Camp Becket's sister camp is Chimney Corners. It is also the top-rated camp on campratingz.com. 4-square is a religion at Becket.
I go to Camp Becket... It's in the Berkshires. We play a lot of 4-square...
by og99 January 22, 2009
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