Christian is a girl who has only met one other female named Christian. She is fiercely intelligent and bold. Christian is an artist who takes her craft very seriously. Christian is intense in the best way possible. When she loves, it’s unconditional. Friends of Christian know that they can confide in her. She is the perfect person to give you amazing and thoughtful advise. Christian also has sense of humor like no one else. She can make anyone laugh until their belly hurts. Christians smile radiates and you cant help but feel warm when she looks at you. Christian can read people better than most. You don’t have to say a word and she know exactly what you are thinking. Christian is the best of both worlds, she knows how to be serious when it is needed but she also is the funniest most fun person out there. If you date a Christian you will find endless love and adventure. If you are friends with her, you will find the same. Get a Christian.
No one:
Not a soul:
Christian: hey I noticed you aren’t yourself today, would you like to go on a super fun adventure?
“Omg! Christian in improv today..... I was ROLLING”
Not a soul:
Christian: hey I noticed you aren’t yourself today, would you like to go on a super fun adventure?
“Omg! Christian in improv today..... I was ROLLING”
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rainbow christians are members of the glbt comunity that happen to believe that jesus christ is lord & savior,sent by god to redeem and save all man kind from the wadges of sin which is death. and that whome so ever that believes in jesus will be saved.as per john 3:16-17
by andy puckett March 14, 2008
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Jesus didn't cure my hemorrhoids! So now, I dont believe in anything! Rah. You say Im a disgruntled christian but you wrong! Im a Atheist now!!
by Lil' Taste October 23, 2016
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by bluetigerman June 30, 2019
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by Carl Christian December 18, 2019
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-Catholics are on thin ice
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-Catholics are on thin ice
- non denominational totally not Baptist
- .00001 melanin in a quarter mile radius of the flag pole
Example: “ Remember that 1 hour lecture at Plymouth Christian Academy in Bible class where Mrs Davis read us that article on anal fisting practices to scare us from being gay?”
Example 2 :
Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”
Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”
Example 3:
Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”
Person 2: “They need him”
Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”
Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”
Example 5:
Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”
Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”
Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”
Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”
Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”
Example 2 :
Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”
Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”
Example 3:
Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”
Person 2: “They need him”
Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”
Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”
Example 5:
Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”
Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”
Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”
Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”
Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”
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