Grenade Grundle Chode

The ugliest guy in a whole group of hotties; a male grenade.

I told my friend's boyfriend to hook me up with one of his friends but the guy was a total grenade grundle chode so i rejected!

by freewezzyknodat22 October 6, 2010

chode

this is a penis that is wider than it is in length a very unfortunate disease

dude i think i have a chode

by adolf October 13, 2003

chode-smoker

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

by prostate September 1, 2005

Chode

when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode

#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!

#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...

#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!

by Not Conner Runyon October 23, 2008

Chode

cockpit - The skin between your balls and your asshole

You have a smelly chode/cockpit

by my idol January 5, 2009

Chode

When a penis is wide then it is long

6 inches wide 5 inches long

by k Schizzle February 10, 2003

Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long

Which, really, is just plain fucking hilarious

"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"

by The Queen Of Chodes November 14, 2004