reality check

like a microphone check only more depressing

Reality Check
"Fuck me, Swansea, you are very expensive and very popular!"

by Krkič April 28, 2019

Check-in

To "Check-in" is in a sense, the opposite of "checking someone out."

"Dude, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and this Nice Ass Chick was walking by, I really wanted to look at her, but I had to "Check-In," to my lady. Shit.

by Vanilayak August 27, 2009

curb check

The act of observing where the edge of a concrete curb or median is in relation to the front tires of your vehicle

When about to clip a curb in a parking lot or while turning onto a divided highway one might yell:

"Curb check!"

by Stavrosnco May 2, 2005

Check Dis

To "Check this"

Booyakasha!1 "Check Dis", sweet nice hams.

(see hams)

by Paully May 8, 2003

Check In

To reflect on your status or position, and ensure that your attitude is aligned.

Encore @ The Wynn European Pool
Maida: oh my gawd do you see that old lady in the pool flashing her boobs
Debbie: I don't care how much she paid for those titties, no one needs to see that.
Maida: She needs to check in and put those things away.

by phon3guy September 4, 2014

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Reality Check

A New York State-based youth anti-smoking organization that uses the same manipulative tactics to attract teens that they denigrate Big Tobacco for. They have a branch in every county in New York State. The organization and its representatives tend to be hypocritical, self-righteous, and defensive when contradicted. Currently involved in a censorship campaign to ban instances of smoking from movies, without any regard for the sanctity of the art.

Most kids just go to Reality Check events for the free stuff.

by Wreck the Check December 28, 2005