penis candy

1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.

2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.

3) Viagra or similar pills.

"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"

"Yeah, she's penis candy."

"Viagra is penis candy."

"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."

by Tuftskins May 2, 2009

Canby

A small hicktown, 25 miles south of Portland, OR. Known for it's corrupt Roided up Bike Cops and the residents' spectacular ignorance towards any race other than Aryan.

Est. Population 15,140.

13,387 Being Caucasian.

Unless you have an extremely small vocabulary and plan on joining the KKK, DON'T go to Canby.

by AlexxelA123 August 9, 2009

Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

candy

A slang term for crack/cocaine.

I got arrested for selling a 5 year-old some candy.

by Professor Srlup'n'suck December 24, 2002

Hard Candy

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.

1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"

by dfhjsdfsui April 4, 2010

jew candy

Money, especialy pennies and dimes

CJ: You Picked up that Penny?
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!

by Chuck Lyer October 31, 2007

candy

Plastic jewelry worn at raves.

Where did you buy that candy?

by echotech March 22, 2004