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Patriotic Cancer

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.
I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker
by k_brhodes July 6, 2014
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bootyhole cancer

Bootyhole Cancer .noun

When your bootyhole burns and is itchy or bleeds you have bootyhole cancer & Bootyhole Cancer can be prevented by :

Baths
Be Nice
Share your food
dont be fake
Omg ! You will get bootyhole Cancer if you bother that person !
by Rainbow Johnson June 10, 2016
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hymen cancer

A serious life threatening disease, which can claim the lives of many young women with an unpenetrated vaginas. Full loss of vaginal virginity is the easiest and smartest method to prevent this terrible disease.
It's a shame to see so many young women die from the easily preventable disease of hymen cancer.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 19, 2010
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Super cancer

A form of cancer that gives you two months to live, and makes Bungie sorry for you so you can haz recons
Dear bungie i haz super cancer only two months to live can I haz recon plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
by madmonkey540 December 14, 2010
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Anus Cancer

An NBA player that can't defend but thinks he is worthy of a max contract. He also thinks that he's an all star player. He's an ego maniac.
That Anus Cancer from The Thunder is pure garbage.
by JazzyQuin March 30, 2015
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fuck cancer

Dude1: i cant hang at all today man
Dude2:why dude? Why so bummed out?
Dude1:my dad is sick of cancer man! Gotta go to the hospital all day brah.
Dude2:so sorry to hear, my mom is also sick with cancer! Everyone has cancer! FUCK CANCER!
by Hailtheluis September 5, 2016
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Wall Cancer

Wall cancer is a widely used facebook term used to describe members of groups with an uncanny ability to scare other members off group(s) simply by posting the most uninteresting and boring shite imaginable. It is also used to describe wall posts on fb groups. In many cases group members have even been known to leave groups due to copious amounts of garbage being posted by dolts with no sense of humour or purpose other than to amuse themselves.
Facebook Group Wall:

Higz: It's been quiet here today, where did everyone go?

Vanessa: Thomas turned up on group last night and posted a photo of a woman with grape hair and soon after everyone said goodnight and left. Some members even mentioned they would be leaving group permanently.

Higz: Great! didn't he post that dumb photo on group last week?

Vanessa: Yep, it was the same one. I think we should toss Thomas off the group, the guy is a wall cancer, and has actually managed to scare off a third of our members

Higz: Give him the boot, V
by Higzy Teflon December 10, 2010
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