Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.

This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.

by xythadar February 4, 2010

Canada's History

the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.

guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?

by gdefelice February 4, 2010

Canada's History

n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.

When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.

Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History

by crossedcords February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

by hippieflight February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.

Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.

by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010