good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

by mpm July 23, 2014

The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

by Old Coot April 19, 2018

gypsy carpet

The carpet blocks found in Portal Knights reminiscent patterns to gypsy carpets in real life. When broken the player becomes cursed with bad luck.

Cory: Where have my chests gone?

Rhys: Did you break Durk' s Gypsy carpet?
Cory:Yeah Why?
Adam: Mate that shit curses you with bad luck. Better go replace it and appease the gypsy devil

Cory:Never mind I just died

by BigDaddyDouglas June 9, 2018

Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011

Mexican Magic Carpet

When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.

Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.

by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011

The White Carpet

A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.

It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.

"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1

"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2

"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1

by Doobel December 1, 2016

Carpet Shark

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score

That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.

by jbszee December 19, 2008