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Wellesley chop 

The short haircut that many girls decide to get when they first come to Wellesley College, a private womens' liberal arts school. Some associate this trend with the school's high queer population (many students come out upon arriving at Wellesley), the fact that long hair is difficult to take care of, no longer having to impress men in an all-female environment, or because the other women played with their hair too much.
Dude, did you see Ana? She totally went for the Wellesley chop!
Wellesley chop by modernvoid January 16, 2009
Related Words

fuck chop 

A term used to describe anyone who is annoying.
Get out of my cubicle you fuck chop!
fuck chop by Robin January 6, 2004

Neck Chop 

A small, swift chop to the neck delivered with the knife edge of your hand, in a ninja-like fashion. Usually followed by the fast call "neckchop!" *Used best on targets who are sipping a drink, dragging a cigarette, or looking upward*
Girl: "Hey, come on give me a kiss."
*whack*
Girl: "Neckchop!"
Guy: *cough* what the fuck.
Girl: "Hahaha."
Neck Chop by jjasta September 1, 2005

dont chop the dinosaur, daddy 

1. a phrase used when a small child's father is masturbating and they want him to stop
2. can also be used in role play situations - said by a girl to a boy
1. "Dont chop the dinosaur, daddy!!"
2. "I'll chop your dinosaur anyday ;)"

Goiter Chop 

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.
Goiter Chop by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004

Suicide wank chop 

Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
Suicide wank chop by Renato1 July 30, 2015