Candlestick

An obstacle for jack

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the candlestick

by Jurq23 March 4, 2009

candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced

I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled

by Adam October 5, 2004

Candleface

A slutty girl (or gay guy) who gives so much head that their face looks like it's a candle- dripping in "wax".

Wat up candleface, heard you went down on Mike last night.

by Ray Chicago August 3, 2008

Holding candles

That moment when you're with two people making out and you're alone watching them or standing next to the couple we say you're holding a candles 5candles to be exact because you're shining a light for the kissing couple. Word of advice, move away, you look like an idiot. So don't go with your sister and her boyfriend to the movies.

Going to dinner with your brother and his girlfriend and they start kissing and you're left one man you'd be holding candles

by 69bars November 11, 2012

cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009

Crandlemire

A person who is in decent shape in grade 12 but comes back from their first year of college and has gained more than their share of the freshmen 15.

(Sees larger girl)
"Wow, I thought she was like a size 2?"
"Nope, she totally turned into a crandlemire after her first year of college."

by seymourbutts October 28, 2009

candlbullpea

Possibly the greatest band in the history of the Universe. Contains 5 members and is lead by Appie Carr. The name comes from the combination of Candle, Bull and Pea, which where viewed at the time of the bands first gig. They have a number of hits which include "Break your Heart", originally done by Taio Cruz. They are available to book via Appie.

"Candlbullpea rock man!!"

"Dude, I know... Hold me"

"Only if you hold me, back..."

by Candlbullpea January 5, 2010