butt dude

a man who is fascinated with other men butts. Commonly used to describe men who constantly look at dude butts.

Yo, butt dude, what are you staring at?
You are such a butt dude!

by wordwizard999 November 14, 2010

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Tuba Butt

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.

1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?

2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.

by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022

butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course

"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"

by Ryanrath October 13, 2013

butt-drive

To go furniture shopping for a comfortable sofa or chair.

We don't need help right now, we're just here to butt-drive a few chairs.

by LFJ March 2, 2006

butt fever

A bad case of diarrhea and vomiting caused by the stomach flu.

Be careful and wash your hands the butt fever will get you down!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019