bonus time

The typically brief period of mild drunkenness that occurs the morning/afternoon after a night of good drinking. Bonus time can be longer or more pronounced if one has to wake up before noon, often for silly things such as work or family.

Troy sure is talkative this morning; he must be on bonus time.

by jdoppler December 19, 2006

panic boner

Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .

According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.

by Tenacious Faulker March 29, 2015

Boner Shrinker

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.

Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."

by skidale November 2, 2008

Bonus Fuck

Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.

I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.

by enrique357 November 21, 2010

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

bonus guy

the mom's boyfriend, who essentially acts as a stepdad in caring for her child or children

Sexy MILF: "Brad is such a great bonus guy. He always takes my son's lunch to school when he forgets."

by Attractive Etymologist April 27, 2014

Bone Dancing

Hot, wet sex.

That chick is such a slut. She is always looking to go Bone Dancing.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015